People Admit To The Dumbest Things They've Done While High

On a recent Ask Reddit thread the question was "Whats the dumbest thing you’ve ever done while high?” and the answers were as stupid as you would expect!

For example...

Someone’s bike came apart near me when I was walking after smoking. Prior to this I had worked for a year assembling shitty bikes for Walmart so I thought I’d come to this person’s aid. I went up to her a told her: “I repair bikes, I’ve got this”. And after 15 minutes of taking more of the bike apart I realized that I did not, in fact got this. I stood up said: ” I’m sorry, there is nothing more I can do” and left. - jesseandthepussyrats

Got high in Colorado at a speakeasy (weed lounge) while there a girl told me about how her phone was running slow. Working for a phone company I know we can clear cache (background files) and it usually speeds things up. She trusted me and passed her phone over. Instead of clearing cache I wiped her phones memory by mistake. I swiftly gave her the phone back and proceeded to tell her to wait 5 minutes then turn it on. I left and haven’t been back to that speakeasy again. - Cjr0420

Using my phone as a light to look for my phone. - Is_it_kosher

Waited for a stop sign to turn green. - Plz_Dont_Gild_Me

You can find even more on the Reddit thread.

h/t: brobible.com