Scotty J & James McOnie 'Porn Placenames Of NZ'

Publish Date
Friday, 20 July 2018, 2:21PM

This morning on the Hauraki Breakfast Scotty J & James McOnie came up with the idea of 'Porn Placenames Of New Zealand' like Schlong Bay & Jizzborne.

They asked the listeners to submit their options and they didn't disappoint.

The tagline of 'Welcome to Middle Girth' needs to be on a t-shirt. 

Enjoy! 

Dicton
Queeftown
Assburton
Suckatane
Camel Tauranga
Blowtaki
Wankanui
Rooterua
Masterbaton
Mt Cock
Gashburton
Heavy Petone
Muff
Rammed Her Springs
Dannejerk
Fannyverk
Parapararamyou
Titty Titty Matangi
Gaymouth
Hope-He-Licks-Ya
Te Awascrewyou
Havecock North
Finger Blasterton
Slappertoetoe
Hamner and Tongs
Clamilton
Shaglan
Swellington
Hooker Balls
Cumbridge
Strokedika
Lickatahuna
Mycockariki
Straddleford
Bukake Boulders

Thanks to all the great New Zealanders who submitted these.

 


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