Wife Kicks Dude Out Of The House After He Tattoos A Penis On His Leg

A man has been kicked out of the house by his wife after he tattooed a gigantic penis on his own leg.

Stuart Valentino tattooed a the six-and-a-half inch penis on his left thigh – so that the end pokes out of his boxer shorts.

Stuart said: ‘My wife hates it. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

‘It caused no end of rows and she’s now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose.’

The tattoo gun that Stuart used for the tattooing was actually given to him as a Christmas present by his wife!

But she has now banned her husband from taking his daughter swimming and the family was forced to postpone plans for a holiday – because the inking stands out when Stuart wears shorts.

Stuart added: ‘It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday.'

‘I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I’m devastated I’ve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can’t blame anyone else.'

‘I have a constant reminder poking out of my shorts every day of how stupid I’ve been.’






source: thedailymail.co.uk