You can now buy a hands-free masturbation machine for men

Start collating your Christmas wishlist and get this bad boy on there because it would be the perfect present! 

It's probably too awkward to ask your parents for one of these and the missus probably won't take it well either...so maybe just buy one for yourself. 

Imagine how that conversation would go.

You - "Hey Honey - can you please get me a hands-free masturbation machine for Christmas?" 

Missus - "What the f*ck are you trying to say?!" 

Yeah, just keep it d-low. 

Venus for Men is probably the laziest but most genius invention ever!