The ACC's Mitre 10 Cup Power Rankings - Round 2

The Mitre 10 Cup is almost as confusing as Super Rugby with its points and standings system so we thought we'd make it easier for you to understand.

Average House Price Of Region (divided by) Number of Mitre 10s in team home town (times by) Strip Clubs in team home town

Auckland - 921
Wellington - 902
Bay Of Plenty - 654
North Harbour - 562
Waikato - 499
Tasman - 457
Northland - 411
Otago - 369
Manawatu - 301
Counties-Manakau - 272
Southland - 222
Hawke's Bay - 178
Taranaki - 177
Canterbury - 101

Big movers up the table from Round 1 are Auckland and Wellington due to the fact nobody can afford a house in Auckland and the thriving Strip Clubs scene in the capital. 

Although it's bad news for Hawke's Bay who drops from the top of the table to near the bottom and Canterbury who find themselves last in the rankings.

Words by Joseph Durie - Please direct all hate to Joe_Ray_Me on Twitter